He ran away; like an impudent child chasing after an untethered balloon. - Mozzie, with the most accurate description of Neal ever.

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  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
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athinkingmanspufferfish:

No one takes Arrow less seriously than its star.

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So my church is doing a booth at a local street fair and we have been making buttons out of pictures from magazines and such. I, of course, made a Will Graham button and it made me think about how lovely huuuuughdancy is.

tehnakki:

allofthefeelings:

Petition to start referring to Steve Rogers as “the first white Captain America”

Yeeeesss.

The First Captain America is Isiah Bradley, the white Captain America is Steve Rogers, and the Current Captain America is Sam Wilson. And the Future Captain America will be Eli Bradley =D

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micdotcom:

Watch: One woman’s badass athletic achievement is silencing sexists across the Web 

Will American Ninja Warrior crown its first female champion at the top of Mount Midoriyama?

Kacy Catanzaro became the first woman ever to complete a city finals course, in Dallas, and the first woman to ever make it to the finals in Las Vegas. If she manages to conquer Mount Midoriyama she could win the $500,000 prize and the title of American Ninja Warrior.

Watch the full video | Follow micdotcom

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queenitsy:

sophielostandfound:

quintessence-of-dust:

Kacy Catanzaro: the first woman in history to qualify for Mt. Midoriyama.

I just need everyone to watch this video [x]. She’s a 5 foot, 100 lb gymnast and she beasts through this insanely difficult, heavily upper body focused course like it was her morning jog. The camera keeps cutting to these massive, musclebound men in the audience with their mouths hanging open. 

the best part is how enthusiastic everyone is cheering her on, from the crowd to the commentators, they are rooting for her SO HARD, and are so pumped on her behalf.

And keep in mind, most of those muscled dudes — including her boyfriend — failed out way earlier.

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jonahray:

liezlwashere:

UCB-LA | Doug Loves Movies | 01.15.13

… with guests Martin Starr, Chris Evans, and Jonah Ray

Friends*


* not really friends

TUMBLR FRANDS I AM DISAPPOINT

With all the Chris Evans Meatball Appreciation on my feed, how have none of you listened to the episodes of the Doug Loves Movies Podcasts he was on? The first time he was on with Leonard Maltin and Adam Scott in September 2012. The second time with Jonah Ray and Martin Starr (pictured above). BOTH TIMES he gets progressively drunker throughout the episodes. Such gems as him ranting about how much he loves Rudy, how he cried at Les Mis, and how incredibly bad he has to piss by the end.

Get on it tumblr. Reblog for signal boost.

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fattydingdongs:

ineloquentformalities:

reallymadscientist:

twotommyolivers:

Some context: entering this season, no woman had completed a televised course in either Japanese or American Ninja Warriors. I’d also argue that ANW’s qualifying courses are harder than any Stage 1 course on either.

This woman is a fucking badass. First woman ever to advance!

I’m not crying your crying

SHE IS SO STRONG AND GRACEFUL CRIES OPENLY

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bakasara:

imfinedean:

When I send my friends to watch a show

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this is the most accurate

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"That online book…what’s it about?"

whatshouldfandomerscallme:

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whenever someone asks me what I’m reading on my nook…

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pumpkinnspice:

wellmanicuredman:

sextus—empiricus:

sunshien:

ahahhahaha what the fuck is wrong here is the siren damaged or something.  I’ve heard this exact siren before but never all creepy like this

skeletorren you’ll dig this

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huuuuughdancy:

if this post gets 100,000 notes i’ll pick a url from the notes and get it tattooed on my body

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